sink slow darling

so i guess i played right into the marketer's hands because i am watching the 90210 spinoff that bears the same name and lo and behold I actually like it.

now, it bears a whole lot of resemblance to the contemporary Gossip Girl but I think the West Coast has the better show. maybe because it doesn't have kristen bell's obnoxious voiceover of "you know you love me xoxo gossip girl" (honestly, it made me cringe and feel embarrassed that bell went from veronica mars to that) and instead has the sorta goth girl doing the blog.

the main character has a scary looking anorexic body but i like her a whole lot better than blake lively's consistent cardboard performance.

if 90210 had leighton than it'd be full of win.

plus, i am a complete sucker for those fandoms that contain their past characters and they still have drama from their ~past~ though they have apparently "moved on." bwhahahaaa.

i have a marilyn monroe-like pimple on my upper lip. let me tell you that it is a lurker and is waging a convenient war inside the fat that is my upper lip. stop the hurting! i will get enough of it tomorrow when i take my two finals of which i am inadequately prepared (but aren't i always).

anyway, today i made an acute observation. if i were to compare my 19th year so far to any literary source it'd be HP and the Order of the Phoenix. yeah, i know. this is duly emphasized by the fact that i constantly type in all caps in my text messages only because T9 can suck on saggy balls.

i assume all of you have seen the twilight first completed scene. hence, my un-cut comments.

the movie looks to be complete shit. there, i don't think i can summarize it any better. kstew has the emotions of a ten year-old cardboard box. actually, i care not to insult the box.

and the villian? i find myself more scared of my dirty hamper than that (speaking of that... must do chores).

i feel... nothing. but i actually am surprised to say that i did have SOME expectations for the movie and they are dashed. of course that won't stop me from being there, in line, during the midnight release. why? because smeyer owns my wallet.

also, i am thinking of watching the mtv awards. i was planning for this to be The Big Thing for today because my mom refuses to let me out of my cage/house. but i made a deal with myself that i'll finish revising my CRAP essay and read all my material for this one class before the allotted time.

so, i was on a roll, doing this like five hours ago and as a reward for the good work, i decided to take a break. a break that has lasted five hours. clearly, i am way behind. shitshitshit. why does this always happen?

at least i have smirnoff.

my boyfriend volunteered himself to read twilight and watch the movie with me when it comes out.

question: should i be concerned?

if you know me at all you know that i hate the phone. actually, if you bothered to look at my profile you'll know either because you are a creeper or were once a creeper. either way, i don't use it.

now, knowing this (now), can someone explain how i surpassed my phone bill expectancy by like $150.00 more than it should be?

OMG!!! *flails* i don't even know what to do or say to the parental units.

why is my boyfriend ruining my life?!?!?!!

if i drop off the face of the earth it's because my mother sold my kidney to pay for my bill and i'll be recovering.

so my boyfriend decides to be all ~*~cute~*~ and shit by deciding to surprise me by coming one day earlier then planned.

there i am, expecting to get a starbucks and he pops out of the corner with his "hello beautiful" and WHAT DO I DO???

my first instinct? just guess, it's a killer.

i freaking grab my bag and whack his body with it.

OMG??? i don't even... when did i become an abusive person? WHO DOES THAT???

final skins episode....

OMG.

WHAT? WAS? THAT?

please discuss because i can't form coherent thoughts right now.

spoilers are obviously in the comments.

I turned 19 on March 31st. And I feel complete and utter apathy. Why, you ask? I don't know but my first few moments of this age were spent at a freaking gas station. What does that mean for my upcoming year? I told my boyfriend that my gas is not going to get pumped and he just gave a disappointed chortle.

now, you guys, please interpret this.

also, participate in another vain meme of mine. jacked from the wonderful anythingbutgrey:

Based entirely on my personality, hunt down a "played by" who you think would best represent me. Reply here with the picture or link.

This person may be male or female depending on whether *I* strike you as male or female.

doitbecauseiamcuriousastohowfuckedupyouguysthinkiam.

and, has anyone seen this?

( video )

unassisted childbirth.

yes, you read that right. freaking UNASSISTED CHILD BIRTH.

i am just in AWE of this woman. what what? feaking hero, right there.

HOLY MOTHER EFFING LAWD!!!

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/20558361.html?#cutid1

I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON WHY I WASN'T A COMPLETE VAG AND DIDN'T SLEEP EARLY DESPITE THE FACT I WAKE UP AT THE CRACK ASS OF DAWN FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW.

THIS IS LIKE THE FIRST TIME I HAVEN'T BEEN BLASE ABOUT THE TWILIGHT MOVIE. YES, I'M LATE ON THE UPTAKE APPARENTLY.

!!!

WORK IT OUT, BBGIRL/CEDWARD.

ETA:

ok, i am now processing this w/o the use of CAPS (even though they are a fav of mine).

1) JASPER = austin from Project Runway. y/y?
2) i want carlisle's grandpa cardigan
3) esme didn't redeem herself from when i first heard she was cast as her. what a bore and she's the only one who isn't FIERCE in the 2nd picture.
4) nikki reed = anna paquin (whatevertf her last name is)
5) emmett > YOU AND EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET ('cept for henry and steven).
6) alice is actually pitch perfect.


AGREE WITH ME NOW.

shower epiphany number 4356r7897908:

i think, on president's day, a majority of things should just cost $1.01 so georgie and abe can get some action together.

i know it's not all that plausible, but it's america's otp, bitches.

at least make food that amount.

what do you all think? brilliant? y/y.

since, apparently tomorrow is v-day and that means lots of chocolate and kisses, i felt we need to extend this virtually.

deadduck008 made a wonderful intro to this so i hope she doesn't mind me c/ping her. but, ali, you know i ship you with words, so what did you expect?


Remember when you were in those awkward post-puberty years and when it came around to Valentine's Day you were feeling kind of down because you thought no one really thought you were that special and then you opened your locker on that terrible day and there was a rose waiting for you and you found out someone cared after all?


It didn't happen to me either.

BUT NOW IS YOUR CHANCE.

LOVE MEME

give people some loving and maybe a little rubbin'. ;D

turn up the marvin gaye, people.

ok, let's get to the point:



This? Looks like crap and yet I will watch. Why, why do you do this to yourself Sandra, you ask? Because there is a reason why the mute button exists.

Joe Jonas' eyebrows rival D-Rad's in the category for best impression of a catepillar. nd, I know it no longer matters, but that girl looks like what the Bella in my head does. I know, no longer relevant, but this is true.

Also, Aaron Carter came up on my shuffle. I admit, I had like a 10 second crush on him in 5th grade. Who else? Show of hands.

From this:


to



oh, how the mighty fall.

you know, ok, maybe i am a little crazy and full of estrogen, but if i was drunk... i'd probably hit it (and quit it). if my booze erases his meth maks.

yes, i am a proper lady.

so, i keep going back, reading entries lightning-fast, telling myself if i read all of them then i won't have anything to procrastinate on and i can proceed on with my essay.

yeah, what retarded logic.

i think i am setting off for my first ever all-nighter. ~*~cElEbRaTiOn~*~

SAY IT ISN'T SO!

god, i am really sleepy but i refuse to knockout when i still have academic business to settle.

i used to kick ass and take names with this stuff. now i am just not.

uhg.

~inspirational~ music, please? something to keep me awake? is anyone even up at this moment?

holy hell!

i would like to direct you guys towards the new steven strait shoot:



http://community.livejournal.com/stevenstrait/25705.html?#cutid1


i don't care if you don't know who he is or if you're not a jacob black fan.

we all like the pretty and he is like the jackpot of eye!orgasms.

yes.

i feel a lady!boner coming on.



ETA: it kind of looks like Jacob/Rosalie, amirite twilightawry?

ETA2: he's ENGAGED??? wah wah. cue my teeny bopper heart breaking. lol.

Ok.

Am I like the only person in the world that likes these sweaters?

http://community.livejournal.com/hp_icons/6732824.html?#cutid1

Honestly? Am I losing the very last shreds of ~fashion consciousness~ that I retained? And, I'm not kidding about liking them, my cheap ass would even pay $40.00 for these.







Yeah, I didn't expect this to be my first post of 2008, but I felt it was urgent to chronicle another episode of how it's me against the world. The teenager in me, what can I say?

Meet my current lover, bbs:




HEY ARNOLD! is just one of those shows that you watch years later and it's still funny. And, I get the jokes that I used to just scratch my head at a few years ago. As in, the days when I was not aware of a thing called ~humor~ and ~intelligently-phrased barbs.~

Yes folks, I have come a long way since I went from picture books to chapter ones. Give me a golden star!

Anyway, I am a wit!whore. If you can form a clever joke, you'll have me metaphorically humping your leg in no time. Serious.

I don't lie about these things.

Now, I know the majority of you watched this show. Well, I consider it my full-time mission to rekindle your affair with it.

Because I want to read fanfic and discuss this with more than myself and my ten year old sister (do you see how low I stoop for conversation?).

Are you now comprehending my DIRE NEED???

Ok, I'm sure you're pondering: this bitch is crazy. Too right you are my friend! But this is the place to *be.*

Don't miss out. Here's a preview to the promised land.

Hop on the train, bb and ride it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5vuXKkUL4c

CLICK. ON. IT.

IT'S FOR YOUR OVER ALL WELL BEING.

you know what amuses me?

i don't know how many people on my flist are henry cavill fans, but i am. i am a staunch supporter of sex gods, what can i say? anyway, back in the day, henry was a favorite and rumored to play cedric diggory in GOF. but then that didn't happen.

DEVASTATION MANIFESTED.

now, henry was up for edward (still in my ~eyes~) and then the role once again goes to Robert (which i don't mind AT ALL ♥).

so, my poor bb is constantly being showed up. he will break out soon, though. spread your wings, henry, and flyyyyyyy!!!

i think i just made up a political theory. lollolol. it might be a fallacy and i seriously don't even have a point anymore. did i just say "it's a cake analogy"????

omg. i am made of fail.

officially? this is the hardest essay i have ever written. even though i've been writing for hours, i still can't get seven pages!!! this. is. pathetic.

oh, robert pattison/edward, sex me up and forget my worries. plz.

BTW? listening to chopin's "funeral march" is very telling of how this is going.

I did promise this, didn't I? ;D


This is a mix dedicated solely to those almost-happened's, the almost-worked-out's, the almost-enough's, the almost-were-realized's, and the always-never-occured's.

These are their stories:


( come around )

In order to qualify this as a ficmix, here's the fic that was inspired by the above:

Title: Pieces
Author: idealfacade
Word Count:: 730
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It’s unrequited love at its best.
A/N: This was inspired by all the doomed pairings I ship. They seem to have the habit of being that best friends fall for each other but one doesn't realize it/ or realizes too late. My soul thirsts for the many variations of this so it spit out this.